[dw-nonfree] update DW custom 404s

[fu]

[commit: http://hg.dwscoalition.org/dw-nonfree/rev/98475bf06d56]

http://bugs.dwscoalition.org/show_bug.cgi?id=4207

Add some new quips to use as headers on 404 pages. Also cleans up
punctuation on some of the existing ones.

Patch by denise.

Files modified:

• htdocs/404-error-local.bml

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diff -r b7c983c90e32 -r 98475bf06d56 htdocs/404-error-local.bml
--- a/htdocs/404-error-local.bml	Fri Jan 06 23:06:06 2012 +0800
+++ b/htdocs/404-error-local.bml	Tue Jan 10 14:08:04 2012 +0800
@@ -23,17 +23,36 @@
     $windowtitle = "Page not found";
 
     my @quips = (
-        "I accidentally your page",
-        "Invisible Content",
+        "I accidentally your page :(",
+        "Invisible Content!",
         "We can't stop here... this is 404 country!",
-        "Not found page is not found",
+        "Not found page is not found.",
         "That's no moon - it's a 404!",
         "Fetch, or fetch not. There is no 404",
         "Quoth the server: four oh four.",
-        "Tonight, we browse in 404",
+        "Tonight, we browse in 404!",
         "Curse your sudden but inevitable 404!",
         "404: the lights have gone out. Careful, you might get eaten by a grue.",
-        "Why did the 404 cross the road? Because it couldn't find a page to cross."
+        "Why did the 404 cross the road? Because it couldn't find a page to cross.",
+        "404: the page is a lie.",
+        "404 ALL the things?",
+        "Never gonna run around and 404 you...",
+        "THERE ... ARE ... 404 ... LIGHTS!",
+        "We'll always have 404.",
+        "The sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a 404'd page.",
+        "There was a PAGE here. it's gone now.",
+        "Oh dear.",
+        "It's dangerous to browse alone! Take this.",
+        "Thank you, Mario! But the page is in another castle.",
+        "Holy flying 404, Batman!",
+        "KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!",
+        "What is your quest? 404!",
+        "But WHY is the page gone?",
+        "Ia! Ia! 404 fthagn!",
+        "418 I'm A Teapot ... wait, no, 404 Not Found.",
+        "i'm in ur server, 404ing ur pages",
+        "These are not the 404s you're looking for.",
+        "Heisenberg may or may not have 404ed here.",
     );
 
     $title = $quips[int( rand( scalar @quips ) )];
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